A$AP Rocky is a Sex Addict - Also The Sky Is Blue
Coming in hot off of the heels of escaping lush Swedish imprisonment A$AP Rocky shocked nobody, except the host of this show, by telling the world he is a sex addict. Turns out “I Love Bad Bitches That’s My Fuckin Problem” was actually a cry for help – rather than an anthem for frat guys who have never heard of Harlem. Nevertheless, this interview seems to think that revealing that a rockstar can’t stop having sex is groundbreaking news, and fails to address the the question at hand. Which is, how will A$AP Rocky deal with his horniness? For most of us, eliminating horniness consists of either; masturbation, or watching a war movie. Be warned however, if you try and distract yourself with Saving Private Ryan make sure you don’t watch Saving Ryan’s Privates, which will have the opposite effect. Point is, both methods effectively curve an erection – but in Rocky’s case, he may have to think outside of someone else’s box. If I were him I would explore a shutter island type scenario wherein he thinks he is exposing a sex addicts club. But in the end of the movie, it is revealed that he is actually the ring leader, and the biggest sex addict of all. Now the obvious tug with that plan is that breaking up a sex club is a whole lot less cool than realizing you’re actually in the sex club and then get to participate. Anyways, it’s fortunate that Rocky has found his own method of recovery by using exposure therapy to treat his sex addiction (genius). To do this he collected bras during his set at Rolling Loud NYC this weekend, and proceeded to perform with them all over him.
Draping yourself in women’s underwear in an attempt to make yourself less horny is a courageous act that really makes you wonder how mind blowing that first orgy of his must have been. Regardless, all we can do at this time is thank, A$AP for having orgies and being ok with it, and the producer of this show for hilariously dropping a beat as soon as Rocky said “I’m a sex addict.”